This full-page article on the inherently evil nature of Canadians was too funny not to share. It appeared in the trashy UK tabloid Sunday Sport, and seems to be a blatant attempt at capitalizing on the headline-heavy case of the self-styled "playboy" turned grisly murder suspect Luka Rocco Magnotta.
Personally speaking, I think Simon Dean should have put more effort into researching this article, which begs the question: Are Canadians the most evil race on earth?
A few notes from someone who is all too familiar with The Evil White North:
- First and foremost, there is no such thing as the Canadian "race." Canada is a country, not a human classification system.
- Secondly, the photo accompanying the blurb on notorious schoolgirl killers Paul Bernardo and his then-wife Karla Homolka is actually a photo of the actors who played them in a movie based on their crimes.
- Last but not least, no disgraced air force commander Russell Williams? If taking time out from one's job running the largest military base in the country to commit treacherous acts of murder and mayhem isn't "evil," I don't know what is...